Sunday, March 05, 2006

To kill or not to kill


I discovered today that I share a bathroom with this little fella...

This puts me in quite a dilemma... he's nasty! He has long crawly legs and goes places he shouldn't- such as my bathtowl. My normal rule is that anything with eight legs that invades my intimate environment must be killed or remediated by some other means.

Yet, I find myself in a very unfortunate Catch-22. He is disgusting to live with, but even more distusting to kill. The thought that he is near makes me get wiggly and anxious. But to kill him would mean creepy, crawly bug guts in my bathroom and near my fingers. To remove him kindly from my bathroom would mean nearness to and some form of contact with mr. creepy.

Looks like I wont be able to close my eyes in the shower for a while....

4 Comments:

At 9:22 PM, Blogger Jessie said...

Have Joey or Dianne capture him and release him outside. Just wait, one day spiders will take over the planet and we will invade and explore their bathrooms and bath towels with hopes of being released instead of squished.

 
At 4:52 AM, Blogger Heather B said...

Yes, I was going to suggest trapping him in something and placing him outside.

One time I hair-sprayed a spider to death insted of squishing him. I still feel kind of bad about it but he was blocking my exit ... so I had no choice :)

 
At 10:01 AM, Blogger Scott said...

Ewwww... i feel your pain. I would have to kill it with a large extendable device .ie... broom.

 
At 5:44 PM, Blogger jessica said...

My vote is for killing him. Bug guts are a small price to pay for knowing that he isn't lurking around the place:)

 

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