Sunday, May 21, 2006

Sand Mongols



Fact: biker gangs are among the most feared and violent underworld players.

I introduce you to the "Sand Mongols", the West Coast's newest, most fearsome, and down-right-dirty mischief makers. This empire of mayhem dominates Western Washington's endless coastline and can be seen rampaging freely across miles of sand.


It only took three sand-in-the face wipe outs for me to get the hang of my new V.O.D., or Vehicle of Death. I found that this danger scooter was surprisingly less heavy than I thought as its mega pound body crushed my shin-bone into the ground, ripping off a piece of nickel-sized flesh as it bruised 30 percent of my leg. Ok, I exaggerate slightly-- but it's a well deserved, initiating war-wound nonetheless.


Being a Sand Mongol is......Almost as much fun as getting the back tires of your Ford Aerostar stuck under feet of sand until your guardian angel in the body of a middle-aged man with an SUV full of kids whips a rope tow out of his back pocket offering his service....

Below: this variety of Sand Mongol feeds off a diet of hot dogs and caramel macchiatos

1 Comments:

At 7:34 AM, Blogger Scott said...

Looks like some great times. Battle wounds are just part of the deal!

Scott

 

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