The Ninth Circle of White Board Hell

My boss uses dry erase white boards to outline the many ways in which the Public Affairs Department (me and her) are helping our organization take over the world. Sometimes this is helpful and a good management tool. But when the white board starts to look as it does in the above photos, you cannot get very far without an extensive background in deciphering the language of squiggle.

This, and the fact that we don't know how to budget are the only two things standing in our way.
Under the pretense of altruistic social service, we are steadily tightening our clutch on this unsuspecting planet and indiscriminately spreading fear of the "white board" among its inhabitants.

Steps to world take over:

-Brand your product on every possible flat surface: newspaper ads, fliers, sailboat mainsails
-Buy all the land in the area so that you can make sure they don't build ugly hotels or casinos instead
-Infiltrate the legislature with bills that will turn all the tax revenue in your state over to you
-Construct a building and make all powerful organization locate there for more efficient spy operations

I really do work for a great organization- I think people are too cynical to realize there actually are social service agencies that do positive, helpful things. Its much easier to believe in conspiracies of take over and to assume everyone has selfish intentions.

If it was up to some people in director positions, however, I think the world would be full of white boards.....whether you liked it or not.