crunkalucioius
I sit here barky abke to type because my hea dis spinning.
i am drunkt to the point where i am sitting on my bed not sure if i gonna pass out or puke some really distinctive colors. oh well, jhaopuy birthday to the not bery sober me.
at least im drinking water like a fish- wait- thats the way i described my alcohol drinking a couple hours ago.
i also think leetters on the keyboard are getting closet and closer togethjeer- it must be one of the laws of phyciscs- the drunker you get the closer the keyboard leytters get.
i notice two things right away. ... one- i am wearing goucho pants but no unerwear. is this a minor detail i overlooked or is it time to do launry again
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two- my llips feel kinda numb. oh and three0 this is a testimony to my blogging dedication/addiction. I am trahded on my birthday and the first think i think abiout is writing abou tit inb my blog.
is this my pillow o r my dirsty laundry from three weeks ago?- oh weell its soft. im going to zonk out now.
happy birthday to me.
posted by Christy @ 10:34 PM
4 comments
4 Comments:
Haha... hope that you are feeling great today! Get some gatorade into you this morning.
Thanks for the post.
Scott
If you were that drunk last night, how are you feeling today?
And thanks for stopping by! :)
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Because you probably don't remember, let me remind you that:
-you were such a badass when you took 2 shots of vegetable oil
-YOU were spinning in circles (calling it dancing) and the room was not
-just because your miniature chiuaua looks a dachshund doesn't mean you can cook him on the george foreman
-you handed me your panties across the dinner table, in front of your parents
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