Rum in the Tum

I love Malibu Coconut Rum. It is perhaps the only reason I was able to stomach scene after scene of extreme inappropriateness and stupidity (a.k.a. "Jackass Number Two") on the big screen of a theater.

The start of the evening, however, was an excellent, wussied down, real life warm up for the stunts in the film. Before the show, we met some friends at a dunky bar in Bremerton, where the manly waitresses wore referee t-shirts. While my friends all shared a pitcher of Rainier Beer, I decided to be a little "edgy". Using the beer glass offered to me by the waitress, I played a game I like to call.....duh, duh, duh.......the SWITCH.

To the horror of my boyfriend, who feared the worst (I would like to think he was worried about me getting into trouble, but looking back I'm pretty sure he was worried about getting ex-communicated from his favorite bar), I pulled a bottle of Malibu from my (very large) purse, poured some into my beer glass under the table, and set the glass back on the table proudly.

After a couple shots (hard to tell when it's in a beer glass :) ), I was finally prepared to handle Jackass. What I didn't finish, my boyfriend made me pour out on the carpet so the waitress wouldn't wonder why my beer cup held clear liquid.....

Can I just say that I am scoring some major points in Girlfriend Heaven for having seen both Snakes on a Plane AND Jackass Number Two this year??