OVERHAUL

I am banned from returning to work tomorrow.

Despite making a trip to Olympia yesterday, I haven't been at work all week. I didn't feel so great on Monday and lazily decided to have a sick day. That sick day has turned into a sick week as I have been excommunicated from the work place everyday so far.

Let's track the status of my health this week as if I was a car.

Monday- I definately needed a routine oil change because I had been putting the "pedal to the medal" for two weeks straight.

Tuesday- The "oil change" turned into my body needing to undergo "realignment" and some "body work" repairs.

Wednesday- I have been sitting in the shop all day waiting to be well enough to hit the road. I definately feel better despite my boss' insistence that I need one more day to gear up. But I will not be allowed to come in to work on Thursday. So, by Friday, I expect that I will look and feel as well as one particular newly overhauled, jet-black Ford Probe (shiny, sleek, and ready for some action)-- 1984 model of course.