Bye-bye Pet Rocks

It's almost May- that means my impending adulthood is almost another year closer.

I think its time I begin to discard my old college ways and start to seriously think about becoming a more mature adult, who is also a nicer person.

This means that I will no longer be able to:

*Drive vehicles without pants
*Spill pieces of every meal on the floor
*Shake my booty in public to music in my head (at least when someone is looking)
*Wish I could be a ninja turtle
*Eat three candy bars a day because I read somewhere that chocolate is an anti-oxidant
*Dance on bars
*Wear shirts inside-out when they are dirty
*Use my van as a closet
*Take the last granola bar and put the empty box back because I'm too lazy to smush it down.
*Take my special blanket to sleepovers- wait, I can still go to sleepovers right?
*Do my special "happy" dance when I get excited

I'm taking the 12 step program to adulthood. So, I'll probably start with my candy bar goal by gradually limiting my chocolate intake to two bars a day. After a year, I'll see if I'm ready to tackle another childish habit.