Everyone's got a secret....lover

Have you ever started dated someone only to discover later he is managing two relationships?

Its shocking at first but you almost get used to it- well all except for the needle stabbing jealousy, the poignant unspoken bitterness, and the suicidal lonely nights during which you try to convince yourself he is not seeing her, rather, he's thinking of a way to tell her he wants to be with me, ONLY me, forever! (all over a 20 oz bottle of diet coke and some self pitying Celine Dione tunes)

It just makes no sense why he would keep her around. It's a one-way relationship. She's unreliable and high maintenance- not to mention expensive. She never treats him right. Maybe he's schizophrenic- you know, one of his personalities craves being with a stubby torsoed black girl with a big rear while his other personality wants to be with tall, smart, funny, perfect me.

I think he wants me to be jealous. He actually tells me that we can't hang out because he has to "work on" his other relationship- which is giving him problems per usual. Plus whenever it IS going bad with her he always come to me. I tell him to dump her, he even suggests that he actually will this time....but of course he never does. Instead he spends some alone time with her, buys her something new, takes her for an evening spin and it's good as new.

He has even given her a wax ....he never gives me a wax. You think all this is bad enough, she is underage- not even 18!

Who is this object of my hatred you ask? It hurts to even say her name but I will try, just because you asked....

I introduce you to Ford Probe:



Now I have to beg BF until he agrees to align my tires too-- such is jealousy!